neil cavuto: at fox news, we hire underachievers

neil cavuto is some chump writing for fox news who was an awful student in school, making C’s at best, and was a habitual liar when talking to his parents. that said, some how he managed to get a job at fox news (perhaps i shouldn’t be so surprised) and has the audacity to give apple marketing advice.

here’s what i have to share with you cavuto:

On October 6, 1997, in response to the question of what he’d do if he was in charge of Apple Comouter, Dell founder and then CEO Michael Dell stood before a crowd of several thousand IT executives and answered flippantly, “What would I do? I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.”

A little more than a month later, on November 10, 1997, new Apple iCEO Steve Jobs responded, speaking in front of an image of Michael Dell’s bulls-eye covered face, “We’re coming after you, you’re in our sights.”

Today, after a little more than eight years of hard work, Apple Computer, Inc. passed Dell, Inc. in market value. That’s right, at market close Apple Computer ($72,132,428,843) is now worth more than Dell ($71,970,702,760).

source: mac daily news